pappy hands

clammy and warm
Always touching everyone and everything
Pinches nipples

Dude, get your pappy hands off of me

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

Hand Babies

The act of female masterbation.

I caught the neighbor making hand babies.

by jsblagg April 28, 2012

Clock with no hands

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009

second hand high

When you get high off of someone elses second hand smoke, usually weed. IT IS POSSIBLE.

Ricky and Trev were clam baking the shed last night and it gave me a second hand high!

by Julia Raymond December 20, 2006

my hands are bisexual

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.

Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.

by Snatchedyauglyass March 4, 2017

my hand is a dolphin

Found in Brock Baker's parody of Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday". It is used to describe the wavy motion of one of the kid's hands when they're driving in the car.

Person 1: *waves hand* "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!11ONEONE"

by purplechik14 April 16, 2011

man to hand combat

1.) to masturbate

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

by PwnNubs May 31, 2009