takeaway tits

When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.

Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..

Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.

by FIGJAM..... November 21, 2009

Death Tit

A highly disturbing Photoshopped picture, despite its obvious fakeness. It can be found at snopes.com (Note that it's NOT called Death Tit there)

I felt physically sick after seeing Death Tit.

by Zaku X October 26, 2003

celery tits

A man with large peps (pepperoni nipples) and likes dick up his ass.

Celery tits loves his broccoli tits with all his heart.

by Fluffymckeown February 21, 2014

tits

when somthing is completly ludicrious not fun, rediculous

This math score is tits

by terence (TCal) December 28, 2005

whiskey tits

Male gynecomastia (enlarged breasts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.

If you're a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). Estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey tits.

by Patrick3000 October 11, 2010

Disco Tits

When one nipple goes north and the other south (like John Travolta's hands in in the movie Saturday Night Live)

Disco Tits = (*)(.)

by Proto July 23, 2012

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

by Hardley Surton December 8, 2006