Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020

Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.

Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!

by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025

Smoking Like a Horse

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.

Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.

by Goblin13 December 30, 2019

Pink Rocking horse

A questionable sexual position that involves a potatoe Canon, Spaghetti squash and glitter

Glitter bear was into the pink rocking horse especially when the potato was brought out

by Doodles87 November 4, 2025

Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.

Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses

by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

Squabble Horse

1. A person who creates randomly obscene insults on a whim.
2. A horse who enjoys starting and/or engaging in fights

Sierra is a squabble horse

by Kayla_bean12 January 3, 2011

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025