cunt sandwich

a sexual act done by crack whore lesbians by pounding their twats together.

Whoa! That cunt sandwich is mking my penis explode!

by jimmy nutsack May 10, 2006

Psycho Cunt

A woman who has one or more serious personality defects like emotional immaturity, impulsive behavior, narcisstic self image, ADD, and severe neurosis, so that one cannot reason with them in a dispute, and cannot maintian a healthy realtionship. Usually, a Psycho Cunt will seem like a good friend until a problem occurs, at which point they get irrational, overdramatic, and frenzied, so that you can't work out the issue. Eventually one must disassociate themselves from a Pyscho Cunt, because they will not compromise or reason.

Cortney is a Psycho Cunt, she would not let me tell my side of the story!

Cortney, the Psycho Cunt, won't stop screwing every guy she meets, she is so insecure she can't go a day without a boyfriend.

by girl wizard April 30, 2006

young cunt

A teenage girl who recently obtained her drivers license.

Hey young cunt, the speed limit is 65, not 45.

Oh, I know what the traffic hold up is. Some young cunt is trying to parallel park!

by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008

cunt rag

a complete and utter cunt

dosser: cal is such a cunt rag
poo: cunting oath

by good.dosser October 9, 2008

dumb cunt

A female (usually attractive) that seems to always manage getting involved with the worst kind of guys (druggies, alcoholics, wiggers, mexicans, etc.). It is bewildering to most because she has more going for her in life and several advantages that she doesn't use much to the dismay of her family and friends that love her. Her record of relationships has only given her heartache and STD's from all of her asshole loser boyfriends cheating on her. She is usually a victim of low self-esteem and an easy target for such losers to prey on. She harbors deliusions of "changing" him into a respectable man (her deliusons are only that -- she has no idea it is impossible) make her feel important in the relationship and that her loser boyfriend really needs her when he could give a flying fuck about her until he's got a hard on.

She sure is pretty, but look at that dumb ass loser guy she's with -- she's one dumb cunt for dating that wigger unemployed drug dealing booze drinking std giving asshole

by Foxy Funderburke October 5, 2009

Cunt Whore

A woman who loves fucking and playing with her clit/g-spot way too much.

That slut is such a fucking cunt whore- she took two large cocks and still had to flick her clit till she shot her juice all over.

by Andy Rowe July 16, 2008

Cunt Pump

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

by KHD August 29, 2004