when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
Get the Beating my meatmug. Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
Get the crazy my beatmug. A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
Get the Beat Itmug. by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023
Get the jerk to the beatmug. by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019
Get the Beating a meatmug. When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
Get the Bad Beatmug. random aviation meme where people get a plane crashing or whatever and put the audio nothing beats a jet2holiday
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by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
Get the Nothing beats a Jet2holidaymug.