Potato

A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia

by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022

potato slut

A person that will have sex for potatoes.

M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut

by Tiffyboo March 8, 2018

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat

Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!

by Perenthia January 26, 2010

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

Potato

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.

The potato blesses you sincerely.

by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018