Hole In One

What happens when a man is jacking off and he cums, and it spurts out and lands right in his belly-button.

Guy: "Hey dude, when I was jacking off last night, I got a Hole In One."

Friend: "Nice."

by Mark2791 March 27, 2009

burnt one

A dark skinned person.

You know the new kid?

Oh you mean the burnt one right?

Yeah very burnt.

by Slim L. February 16, 2010

Hole in one

when you trow a small projectile object (gum wrapper, bits of food, ect.) into a girls cleavage when she is wearing a low-cut shirt

"Dude, i bet i can get a hole in one in Shannon over there"

by kfr44 January 25, 2009

one bitta

means "one bit of" made up in Longwood School District

mike: ayeoo yu see that gurl? shes one bitta prittyy
cole: oh werddd

by macdaddy72272 March 6, 2011

one billion

fuckload

John: Dude, that guy is worth one billion dollars.
Rob: Wow. That's a fuckload.

by skunker September 19, 2009

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

One-upper

Someone who always has to beat someone else's story by 'one-upping' them. Such people are usually making these stories up, but seek to lie to try and seem more impressive to the audience of the first person's story.

George to friends: I hit three 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee

by pandaman24 June 12, 2013