Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

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Jack Plumridge

A badass mother fucker
As smart as Steven Hawkings but without the wheel chair
Cooks some dam good shizle
Has the biceps of the hulk on steroids
Generally pretty kick ass

Guy1: Hay look at jack plumridge sky diving into a basketball net.

Guy 2:Wow that is pretty cool must have some giant balls to do that.

Guy 1: I agree bro.

by SpacePimp96 November 21, 2011

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onion jack

Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.

"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."

by Chubby67 July 6, 2017

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Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.

Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!

by SweetPete Weston January 11, 2016

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