Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.

Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?

by Sstav August 5, 2021

The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment

Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul

by eobard thawne June 9, 2018

Money thicc

When your booty is extra thick from the phat wads of cash you got stuffed in there. Usually older women who play golf and drink wine.

“Your mom is money thicc bro.”

by Lemoni June 15, 2018

Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney

Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.

by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

money

something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds

My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT

by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023