blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Operation Half White Baby

A type of white fever where they want a sperm donor who will not charge them and actually pay for their stuff as part of a romance scam before dumping him later. A half-white kid is a status symbol in some places and then they can casually discard the man once they've made the baby or babies. They prefer men who would never donate their seed for quality reasons, a type of spermjacking and sexual fraud. The flip and bounce abroad or Back Home with the baby. He never sees it again or if they're forced to stay for legal reasons, she will raise it to hate him as an oppressor or something.

"Did you hear what happened to Jack? His new Thai wife ran off with his son, turns out she never really wanted him it was an Operation Half White Baby situation. She's showing off the kid on social media and acting like he never existed."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

Half-trans

When you are only half-trans, you identify as both the gender you were born with and another.

Half-trans person: "I was born a man and identify as both male and female, my clit is also a penis."

by RageAgainstTheMichaelSheen March 16, 2024

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

Half-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

half-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

I was gonna buy a half so…

Give me free weed

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed

by bUying a half though October 29, 2021