Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

fagic fart

when all the m's in magic mart have been replaced with f's and you lose your mind

OMFJCGMF WE'RE GOING TO FAGIC FART

by ip0d<3 January 13, 2010

Fart cramps

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

Fart kick

When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!

Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!

by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019

to tickle-fart

When you tickle someone so hard, that he or she has to fart involuntarily.

Hihihihi - Stop tickling me, unless you want me to tickle-fart!!!!

by koalaaaaaaa December 2, 2016

fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013