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Urban Dictionary peer review

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.
"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.
The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
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stupid definitions on urban dictionary

Any definition on Urban Dictionary where a word totally random or innocent can be turned into a slang for drugs/"body parts" or something during sex (see examples).
Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

Bubble - a females ass, preferably big

carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
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stupid definition on urban dictionary

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name
mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary
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stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?
someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.
by chester January 29, 2004
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Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.
by ACG2x July 1, 2004
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Urban Dictionary Genius

someone who frequently invents new terms just because they are bored and they want to post something on urban dictionary
i decided to take up being an urban dictionary genius
by udg001 August 4, 2011
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