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Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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Gamer Sex Moment

whenever something is over two times the "power" of a "bruh moment."
dude that was a real gamer sex moment
by panqueca74 September 8, 2019
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OL Maths moment

a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.

something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?

HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
by niggaslayer456 May 23, 2021
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Angry Randy Moment

When your annoying friend becomes aggressively angry and sometimes tries to argue with you over something that doesn't really matter.
While playing Valorant:
"OMG this guy keeps on baiting! Just die already LOL"
"Angry Randy Moment"
by hi lol dw abt it April 18, 2021
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Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
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Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.
John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.
by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023
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Tokyo Ghoul Moment

When something sad happens, cause 90% of Tokyo Ghoul was sad
by HitlersLeftNut July 22, 2020
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