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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Happiness

Happiness is a feeling that makes smile and laugh. It fills you up with goodness and replaces all the bad qualities. Everyone should experience happiness. :)
Paige was filled was happiness after receiving her test grade.
by mayahadalittlelamb September 2, 2022
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happiness

If your name is happiness, your are one of the prettiest girls the world has ever seen in any boys life. She gets a lot of boys attention but she is sometimes get mad over the dumbest things the boys do. Happiness has a very joyful, kind and lovely life she has until she will die. She will always stop the drama and always be helping her friends need if they need help with a boy, beef or fights. So if you have someone called happiness as your friend, family or mate your are the luckiest person to meet one
happiness an amazing girl with so much talent in every single way u can name it
by clarisyt <3 November 22, 2021
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happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit
He did a happy Gilmore
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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Happy

Happy

I used to think I was happy,
But now I know that I am sad...
How do I know this?
Because I looked in the mirror and saw my frown.
Happy is as happy la-de-da...
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
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Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.
"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"
by £xpensive February 12, 2019
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