couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

Gateway Fuck

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.

Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

by Travis S. Shammy M. August 30, 2013

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

Thrash Fuck

To violently fuck a person with no regaurds to their feelings or well being.

Friend 1: Dude, Sally looks like she's been through a tornado, wtf happened?

Friend 2: I just thrash fucked her.

by Steve Machete November 3, 2010

Fucking mintttt

Fucking mintttt is a sarcastic way of saying something is good, when really it’s not.

I just lost all my friends and my boyfriend is cheating on me, fucking mintttt.

by ItsmeL October 3, 2019

twinkie fuck

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence

- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"

by Gibson26 April 8, 2010