Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

Poop Coins

The coins that are brown after shoving them up your butt.

Person 1: Damn how many Poop Coins you got? I have 8.
Person 2: Nice were they 50 cent coins? That's the good stuff.
Person 1: That sounds awesome! Imma do one right now in science.

by Brown Agnad June 7, 2020

Poop Wap

Poop wap is what you do when you are in an Ikea store and you Really have to go so you do a big long Poop Wap in the furniture.

I accidentaly may have done a Poop Wap in the shower section.

by lil penguino /m.j.g February 4, 2020

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

by パパ活 June 19, 2022