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Piff news central

A platform for people to share weed related news stories and events run by a Trio of famous stoners
-Did you hear about that house that got raided of all the weed?
-yeah! I saw it on piff news central
by B-Nocs April 26, 2019
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Annoying is the new sexy

When someone is being so annoying and nosey you develop a crush on them
Girl 1: God! Mathew is so annoying today! But he's kinda turning me on too...

Girl 2: Well you know what they say annoying is the new sexy hehe
by Madmovies23 March 16, 2019
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All News Channel

See ANC's example.
by frodaddy February 5, 2005
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New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.
Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"
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New Mom Syndrome

After having a child:

One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.

The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.

Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.

Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"

Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.

Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"

Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013
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new friend crush

N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.
Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"

Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."

Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."
by Carrie Duway November 12, 2007
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New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011
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