Green Bastard

Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*

by Wife Haver February 12, 2021

Green Shinobi

Holding an internet grudge against another poster to the point where it's become creepy.

"Puddles0394" is still angry over "FatWilcoz" posts from over a year ago? Dude be actin' all Green Shinobi.

by AVATARFAN232930 March 29, 2011

Green Groceries

A new Corkonian (Cork's in Ireland) definition of Green leaf marijuana.

Do we have any green groceries?

by Smiling Tree October 10, 2005

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Green Salad

A term used when confusing terms salad bowl and tossed salad.

Synonymous with the hardcore drug "rainbow ponies."

Person 1: Ohh man lets have some green salad tonight
Other People: What?
Person 1: Oh whoops I mean I seriously want a tossed salad tonight with you guys!
Other People: EWW WHAT!?! NO
Person 1: WOAH woah! Just kidding guys, I'm actually really cool. I do hard drugs like those rainbow ponies.. rouuuugh trip last time.

*Later*
Other people: That person's messed up.. anyways, who's down for a salad bowl?

by You want a what? August 29, 2009

Leafy Green

A plant, a another fancy word for saying "weed" or greens.

Person 1:"Hey Arnold! Pass me that leafy green."
Arnold: Here you go dude"

by ThatGuyWeWereTalkingTo October 12, 2016

Green Bandana

Trinitarios, Patria also known as homeland. A large group of attractive men from all race and ethnicity who represent DPL AKA (God, Homeland, and liberty)

He has a green bandana?
Oh he’s a trinitario

by Worldwide Defenitions November 14, 2020