Let's make this perfectly clear.. I made them up. I am gay. They are easy. People think they are fancy. I was just lazy one night and don't like Hershey's. Here goes- French butter cookies with chocolate already layered on top...comes in milk, dark and white. Roast a marshmallow and smash between 2 cookies-chocolate side in. Eat. Repeat. They are good for all people. They aren't gay...again, I am and I made them up. Love life and enjoy!
by His Best Gay Friend July 29, 2011
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Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay
Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no
Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay
Local funny boy: Ur gay
Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no
Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay
by Drawer gang April 16, 2019
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Famous Business: "Look over here. We support your lifestyle"
Me: Nope you are not. You just Gay-baiting.
Me: Nope you are not. You just Gay-baiting.
by FamilyStrange June 8, 2021
Get the Gay-baiting mug.In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:
1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.
2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.
3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.
2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.
3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.
2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."
3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."
3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
by 24601 January 3, 2008
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Get the conor is gay mug.This phrase tends to be only used by individuals who are outside of the lesbian, gay, and bisexual (LGB) community and either do not support LGB individuals, are not appropriately educated about LGB individuals and their concerns, or do not realize its negative effects. To describe a person’s sexual identity as a lifestyle is inappropriate because it reduces LGB people down to this one aspect of who they are as people. In addition, this phrase does not make space for the diversity that exists among lesbian, gay, and bisexual individuals and how LGB individuals may live their lives very differently from one another, just like heterosexuals.
Person A: The gay lifestyle is so weird!
Person B: You mean sleeping, waking up, making coffee and going to work?
Person B: You mean sleeping, waking up, making coffee and going to work?
by BiChristine December 11, 2011
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by shiney monkey September 3, 2005
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