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Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!
Christian by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian Hawkins Cum 

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer
“damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”
he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.
have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!
christian by leebugs December 15, 2022

Christian Werner 

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
Christian Werner by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.
Christian by georificer December 19, 2022