cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

ice cream girl

elizibeth afton nick names being eli beth lizzy and liz and bethy

she just wanted to seee her she didn't want to be her now she is the tomb that haunts her soul - ice cream girl 2021

by idkhecker December 3, 2021

Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.

Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025