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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
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The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...
Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Club Kids

A bunch of Downstate faggots and whores who were refugees of a drag queen contests who dress likes freaks. They love clubs and ecstasy while listening trash music. The Downstate media looks to promotes these freaks as trend setters who should be followed.
In the 1990s the club kids were trend setters who the Downstate media loved to promote for being nobodies. Most of these freaks have died AIDS or drug overdoses. These faggots and whores conned Downstate morons with their lack of talent.
by queensburykid October 4, 2023
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New York Prozzy Club

A secret club formed by the elite members across the world. The club's main purpose is to trade secrets, learn from one another, and enjoy the formality of life. While access to the club is chosen at random, the club picks members of which they find a connection too. The club has formed many secrets and lives in the shadows of everyday life. Many have tried to find information about how to join and what the club really does, but most have failed.
The New York Prozzy Club is home to some of the greatest people alive.
by Marco Ceo December 28, 2021
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club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.
I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010
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Logan Gilbert Fan Club

Best Mariners fan on twitter.

Can troll but is cool.
Fake pessimist

twink ah mff
"Logan Gilbert Fan Club sent me hole in dms."
by tradejohnwalltruther4 August 3, 2025
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