Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016
Get the Syrian Boner mug.The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011
Get the Wallet boner mug.When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018
Get the Brandon Boner mug.When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
Get the Boner Snowman mug.whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
Get the boner leniency mug.a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman December 28, 2015
Get the Melbourne boner mug.A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.
by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019
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