Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

Horse cheese

The combination of horseradish and sharp chedder cheese block. To keep your sinuses alive.

Yo!! This horse cheese is bomb af!

by onexX2dogsXx February 3, 2020

Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Cunt Cheese

White cottage cheese looking material caused from yeast fermenting inside vagina that is easily dislodged and can cover a penis during sexual intercourse. It can be odorless/tasteless but it also may have opposite characteristics.

Don't worry about it baby, cunt cheese isn't a big deal it happens. I'll just wash it off and be right back to wipe you down.

by Flaplaya September 26, 2019

American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Shreded Cheese

A comp in overwatch; Reinhardt, Zarya, Brig/Lucio, Moira. randoms can be dps, all they have to do is picek out the other team's dps players.

wow we just shreded their cheese!

This comp should be included in Overwatch League, Shreded Cheese works its wonders around most comps!

by squ1shie December 15, 2018