May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

erin-mai

something/someone way too attractive to be on this planet she/it is too satisfying to look at

(may make your p3n1s go up)
so proceed with caution!!

lalaal: omg i got a b0ner
Jam:you defo saw erin
eri: wanna see my 4ss p1cs?
erin-mai ily my bb

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023

I may not show it 100%

Type this in your discord server and damn, u just make the greatest chain ever.

A:I may not show it 100%
B:I may not show it 100%
C:I may not show it 100%

by ElysIsCool69420 November 15, 2020

May 11

National post chris day, post any screenshot you have of chris to embarrass him

“Omg it’s may 11? I have to participate in national post chris day!!

by rubiivertt May 10, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

by PannyRipper May 22, 2024

acc lĩnh mai

an expression used to say "your accuracy is really low" in the rhythm game osu!

"mới được 200pp"
"lmao 93% acc lĩnh mai"

by CoreCombat November 17, 2021

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022