badussy war

was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated.

Mom: CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS

by thebestpussyeater December 24, 2022

War of the Woods

Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.

“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Letter War

The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.

Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.

by I know what u did. February 7, 2022

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.

hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.

by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011

Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.

Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺

by Aheedude June 19, 2025

whore wars

something to do with your best friends when, "mad" at them or just bored, or other reasons. it starts when one friend calls the other something like 'bitch' or 'skank'. the name calling continues until the 'loser' cant think of anything to call the other person

::alex and morgan are having a whore war:: (they like having whore wars)
alex: bitch
morgan: skank
alex: whore
morgan: fucker
alex: cunt-face
morgan: slut
alex: dick-head
morgan: AHH IDK
alex: I WIN!

by sayruh July 4, 2006