Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Hansi's Law

People called Hansi on Psn are always right. Even if they're wrong

"You know he said that there a still unicorns"
He's called hansi soooo ye ...Hansi's Law apllies"

by BudgetOgE January 3, 2019

co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.

co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

The Gentleman’s Law

An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.

Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.

Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.

by Eggsmcjones April 29, 2021

Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.

"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.

by Igdrasa June 9, 2021

Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"

by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022