Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

DADS

Diarrhea After Drinking Shits.
The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release

shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad

Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.

by ScrambledMegs December 23, 2015

Karaoke Dad

When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha

Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.

by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025

dad

a mother fucker

hi dad

by dddddad November 24, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have now

Hey bro wheres your dad at?

by Thick biggie December 3, 2021

#1 Dad

Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.

I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!

by _Ai June 18, 2022

fill-in-dad

When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.

Yo man be careful you're not just a fill-in-dad.....

by Wirthman86 January 4, 2019