Chris

n. a negative fuck, squidward acting and look alike. you ever meet a Chris, avoid him at all costs and rethink your life decisions.

I just met this guy named Chris, he's negative as fuck and he reminds me of squidward.

by Nagtive September 7, 2019

Chris Potter

Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,

Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"

by The Trophy Wife June 27, 2011

Chris Move

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’

“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season”

“What a Chris move”

by JeffNickleson March 9, 2019

chris lane

Chris lane is one of Colbert's most legendary and admirable men. He really gets things done. MM

I'm gonna be great just like chris lane

by Turbo667 March 31, 2020

penetrator-chris

The fuckboy all the girls are falling for but he just has his mind for one girl.

- Ohh, did you see that thing that happended the other night? A fuckboy had all the girls att the party on hes side but he only looked at one girl.
-He has to be a Penetrator-Chris.

by Penetrator-Chris January 6, 2017

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Chris

Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.

I feel bad for the Chris out there

by Mirag November 8, 2020