What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the fox says

The fox can say many things.

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

by The fox September 14, 2013

Yoshi What Sticker

The sticker in Mario Party Super Stars that is supposed to look like Yoshi saying “Whaaaat?”
But it actually looks like Yoshi is getting fucked in the ass

Person 1: “I still think Donkey Kong Hi is the best sticker in this game.”
Person 2: “Yes, but have you seen the Yoshi What sticker?”
Person 3: “Yoshi What scarred me.”

by SIIIMP July 4, 2022

What's going on guys

A common phrase used by youtubers, they most likely have dyed hair and too many ad-breaks

Youtuber: What's going on guys-

Me: (skips)

by Pokeparkfan11/02/11 January 15, 2022

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

wow what a hole

When you fall into a hole and think “WOW... WHATA HOLEEEEE”

Marv after falling through a nyc apartment hole: wow what a hole

#homealone #homealone2 #gloryhole

by Lemme hump you hahaha June 13, 2020

What's the name of this song?

Darude - Sandstorm

Commenter 1: What's the name of this song?
Commenter 2: Youtube link to Darude - Sandstorm

by Koreami May 5, 2022