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mothers against hard rock 

A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.
Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...

mothers little helper 

1. Valium.

2. Rolling Stones song from '67 about housewives on valium.
Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

Your Mothers Onions 

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative
Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative
Your Mothers Onions by YMO June 29, 2014

say mothers

It means to swear on your mothers life which i don't suggest to say much often.If someone says that that means that you reply mothers back if your not lying.
Person1: Aye thats my food
Person2: Say mothers
Person1: Mothers
say mothers by quen reverse May 11, 2017
–adjective, comparative of much, of many, of most, with mostess as the superlative
1. in greater quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number
2. additional or further
3. in plenary capacity and replete with ubiquity
shiznitbullshit bingopropsadoration
Daughter to Dad: "I love you"
Dad to daughter: "I love you more"
Daughter to Dad: "I love you morther"
morther by uzi_ March 14, 2009
When some kid with fat fingers tries to typemother.”
Aiden: Yeah maybe

Cayden: I gotta ask my morher

Aiden: Your what?