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Heatherwood Middle School

Heatherwood Middle School is a shitty school filled with fake ass people. So many fucking hoes and f boys...like actually tho. So many secrets and tea. LIKE TF DUDE
Carlos: what school do you go to?
Josh: Ugh. Heatherwood Middle School
Carlos: damn
Josh: lemme go kms
by BandMaster April 25, 2019
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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Hull middle school

a stupid ass school where fat hoes and bum ass gay Indian kids go to preach there shit to gahndi but then we have those dog eaters who get high test scores and then the fuvking high school has a 3.7 rating so fuck
hell middle school is shit
Hull middle school is gay
by ok u hull July 21, 2019
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Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
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Broughal Middle School

Random person: I’m going to Broughal Middle School

Me: Bro run I’m being fr
by Envy.Nya._ February 26, 2023
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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Romeo Middle school

A school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where every girl wears lululemons and has no brain
by Romeomiddlehater March 2, 2023
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