Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

Trash dick

A guy that’s terrible in bed.

Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

Dick gun

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry

Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!

by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008