shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

jim beam hand

The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.

by sexy amy September 22, 2003

Sweaty Hand Syndrome

Sweaty Hand Syndrome: SHS
Someone who is playing an xbox 360 and cannot stop sweating out of there hands. When they pass the controller it is completely discustng and slippery. You cannot tolerate the controller so you decide to pass it on.

E.x_Blame Truth has Sweaty Hand Syndrome! dont take the controller from him!

by MaroxRickshaw July 16, 2009

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

second hand dartboard

A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.

"Look at that slut over there, she has had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard."

by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

right hand woman

the girl you call when you break down, need to kick some girls ass, talk crap on ugly girls, spend your money at the mall, talk crap on your recent ex-boy friend, or just chill and drink a glass of wine with.

Great, I'm having a mental break down, my boyfriend leaves me, and I don't have anything to wear-I better call my right hand woman.

by Courtney Tate June 12, 2008