ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.

"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.

by wBrynn November 15, 2011

Sleepy Tit

A way of saying good bye to someone, rather than saying Sleep tite.

"Sleepy tit John Boy"

by Cronis Lee November 13, 2009

Tit Rot

Cancer of the Breasticles

Dave: Did you hear about Anna's mum?
Peve: No, what's up with her?
Dave: She's got Tit Rot - one of her tits is gonna have to be lobbed off...
Peve: Good, i fucking hate that Anna she is a right old cunt

by JohnOkey July 10, 2006

BArf Tits

Barf tits are when you take in a deep breath of the person's anus of which you happen to be having a sexual encounter with then proceed to barf on their chest!

Joel gave Michelle a pair of barf tits for her birthday!

by Tom12345645757t47745 July 23, 2006

fingering tits

putting your finger in between a girls tits and slowing moving it up and down. Usually is a sexual arrousment for women.

Omg Matt was fingering tits of mine yesterday. It felt amazing.

by licker123 April 17, 2011

Pickle Tits

The bride of a sick fuck who likes to have sex with his/her children. Known for running around half naked and fucking their own family such as children and cousins. Often referred to as the PT.

Mr. Miller: Pile in the PT!
Karl: Dad the cruisers been in the shop for a week.
Mr. Miller:Not the cruiser boy your mother.
Scott: *Shivers*Oh got he means Pickle Tits.

by Renttib September 11, 2012

Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage

Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.

by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008