cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

Cunt Sore

A cunt which is red and swollen around the labia. Caused due to an intense session of slapping (swaffling)the outer cunt in an intense rhymatic fashion using a semi erect bashing penis.

Tim felt highly satisfied after swaffling Lianne's cunt so hard she had Cunt Sores for days after. He then came on her face.

by MegaMartins May 6, 2009

stunt cunt

A mistress, girlfriend, or one night hookup used to perfect sexual positions and moves

You better try that on a stunt cunt before you do it to your wife!

by brew14me July 31, 2009

cunt chutney

a ladies lubrication, hocum, pussy juice etc

man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands

by roco February 6, 2004

stunt cunt

A pornstar actresses beaver who fills in for the other pornstars inferior taco stand. This type of vagina usually attains longer beef curtains, looseness, and STD's then a regular snatch. It may also have strong odor of rotten eggs, or wet wipes..AKA the smelly kitty.

As i was watching HOT ASIAN SLUTS 6 i noticed that the director decided to use a stunt cunt instead of the usual vag. What a masterpiece.

by Phillp Herbrest January 17, 2007

virgin cunt

Description of an un-penetrated vagina, used by those who have obviously never seen one in their life.

as in: "I'd love to get some virgin cunt" - Almost an oxymoron.

by pauly January 19, 2003

douche-cunt

a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me

d00d your being a total douche-cunt.

by fo_scho May 4, 2006