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Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.
"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".
by Gabagools June 2, 2022
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Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what
"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"
by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021
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towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 9, 2017
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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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step-co-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's stepcousin's spouse.
2- Step-co-first-cousin-in-law.
My step-co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.
Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9
by lennyface May 26, 2017
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first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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