you have way to much time

you have to much time get a job

you have way to much time get a job

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021

Have fun, jokesters

A funny short sentence.

Guy number one: What does the "HFJ" in Cheesy HFJ's name stand for?
Guy number two: Have fun, jokesters.

by Itz KittyPinkiez May 29, 2024

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?

Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?

Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 08, 2021