Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

perffiliate-in-law

Perffiliate's spouse.

Perffiliate-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

grandniece-in-law

1. The granddaughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The granddaughter of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

great-grandson-in-law

The husband of one's great-granddaughter.

My great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

step-co-father-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's father.

My step-co-father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021