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by egg2067890 March 9, 2021

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Egg

Vyrsa

Vyrsa is an egg

by deterraleon November 13, 2023

gifted mythic egg

An item in the ROBLOX game known bee swarm simulator, it always hatches a gifted mythic bee, usually one you don't want.

Guy: I am about to use a gifted mythic egg! Oh no i got a gifted spicy bee, BTW im a blue hive :(

by cf23 August 20, 2024

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019