ur gay

An insult that comes in handy when you want to be funny but aren't creative what so ever. Use this classic joke to get the girl.

Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay

Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no

Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay

by Drawer gang April 16, 2019

gay pill

The contraceptive pill taken by a man who is scared of becoming pregnant though gay intercourse

David..Oh shit oh shit, I forgot to take my gay pill, what if I am pregnant!!.

Josh.. Oh don't worry Kevin can't have kids, his balls are broken, and there's the fact men cannot get pregnant,

David, you sure??

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

who's gay?

1. When you motion for a high five and once someone raises their hand for you you swiftly lower yours and ask who's gay.

2. This can also be used in a classroom or any other place where people may need to raise a hand or scream for some acknowledgement. such as concerts,press meetings, pep assemblys,etc.

this game never gets old

1. Bob: hey mike high five!
mike raises his hand bob slams his down
Bob: whos gay?
everyone else laughs at mike proving his homosexuality.

2.
Mr. Diamond:who here drives a ford?
people raise hands
Bob: who's gay?
everyone laughs again

by Bobby LaCoque March 23, 2009

Shits Gay

When shits is gay.

Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay

by PizzaManLeon August 6, 2019

gay creep

a guy who fucks another guy in the ass while he's asleep.

I woke up with my boyfriends /roommates dick in my ass, he's a gay creep.

by Diesel1 September 12, 2013

Gaying Up

To gay up something is to stroke it or rub it sexually. Repeatedly Stroking after the term has been said to them might need psychiatric assistance especially with the involvement of animals.

I caught my friend WAS stroking my dog so i told him to stop gaying up my dog.

My friendwalks up to my dog, he then starts to stroke its belly (My dog is a female). He then says technically i am rubbing your bitches tits.

by xNaeQoTiik January 15, 2013

Gay S'mores

Let's make this perfectly clear.. I made them up. I am gay. They are easy. People think they are fancy. I was just lazy one night and don't like Hershey's. Here goes- French butter cookies with chocolate already layered on top...comes in milk, dark and white. Roast a marshmallow and smash between 2 cookies-chocolate side in. Eat. Repeat. They are good for all people. They aren't gay...again, I am and I made them up. Love life and enjoy!

Gay S'mores will NOT make you gay, nor do you need to be gay to eat them.

by His Best Gay Friend July 29, 2011