Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

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fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

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hands on your knees

„Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie“

Usually describes giving head

„Lemme put my hands on your knees you can braid my hair do a fat crisscross in the back somewhere“

by juicycokewhore May 18, 2023

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Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

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put them hands on

To beat up someone

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

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Pimp Hand Slap

The ever present 'pimp hand slap', this is a back hand slap usually quicker than lightining. Given by the butch of the community or relationship. The person who gives it demands respect and after a PHS he will have it.

little jimmy was being a cocky bastard so i gave him a pimp hand slap, QUICKER THAN LIGHTINING!!!

by PimpOfHertfordshire May 22, 2008

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