shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.
by fat 11 November 8, 2017
Get the shrekmug. A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment
by NateDavidson420 February 13, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Nip ples November 18, 2011
Get the Shrekmug. a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)
From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)
From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)
Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?
Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*
Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*
by Yer Ass February 28, 2005
Get the shrekmug. by anonymous........ January 12, 2006
Get the shrekmug. Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.
by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016
Get the Shrekmug.