Poked in the shitter

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.

Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.

by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009

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poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls

by Sally Hart June 22, 2017

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Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.

by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019

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Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022

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Poke Night

A night or party where highly inappropriate and kinky behavior takes place

Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday

guy 2: No what, happened?

guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom

guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night

by jamesfranklinburger January 9, 2012

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