Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.

I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.

by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019

“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

by Garry Scope June 7, 2023

poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Poisonous Henry

The act of a male using a book or another clamping object to clap his gonorrhea into the mouth of his sexual affiliate.

Dude, I totally poisoned her Henry last night.I can't believe that she let me give her a Poisonous Henry, disgusting!

by ZAK O February 20, 2010

Poison Puff

When and individual has been smoking and hasn't refreshed their breath in a while. Their breath is so rancid that every time they blow out smoke nobody wants to be around to smell it.

Guy 1: Can I have a smoke?
Guy 2: Sure *blows out smoke*
Guy 1: Ugh God, talk about a poison puff, brush your teeth bro.

by TallBlondie August 19, 2011

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017