super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
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Person1: woah is that Jesus
Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
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Get the Jesus mug.1. The only man more powerful than Batman, Jesus chose to spend his time on Earth trying to convince people to be nice to eachother. After thirty or so years of this, the Roman emperor and some of his buddies got sick of him and nailed him to the cross. Ergo, the second definition:
2. The answer to the question "why me?"
2. The answer to the question "why me?"
The guy in that WhatIf commercial who dropped his air conditioner on his car: Why me?
God: Jesus, bitch.
Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.
God: Jesus, bitch.
Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.
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