Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Roller Fanny

After roller-skating for an hour plus..... Roller Fanny is the cheesy chaffe between your legs

What a great skim but I have some strong roller Fanny kicking up right now

by The Trig April 18, 2017

janny fanny

janny fanny similar to the infamous glory hole but instead of being between 2 cubical's its a hole located on the back wall above the toilet system

i put my cock through the janny fanny and felt an almighty blowjob

by Gh0stReaper July 29, 2018

Furlough fanny

Furlough fanny. Extremely hairy vagina

Wow Suzan had a proper furlough fanny looked like it hadn’t seen a razor since she finished work

by £&@ July 9, 2020

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017