Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023
Get the Gen Alphamug. by Gsack informer April 9, 2017
Get the Alpha sausagemug. by ThatOnePerson12333 October 8, 2017
Get the Club Alphamug. afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck
by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018
Get the Alpha Afterschoolmug. Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.
Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."
"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
by loltatz May 4, 2010
Get the Alpha Fauxmalemug. an alternative school in Rockdale County, Georgia for kids who have been expelled or who are not allowed in public schools. If you attend this school you are now forever in "alpha squad". This school is known for it's many cameras in all the class rooms and having to be patted down everyday before class. Mostly known as just "Alpha".
by turban2cold May 24, 2011
Get the Alpha Academymug. by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug.