sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

sir ouch

a phrase denoting pain or discontent

After a night of drunken debauchery...

you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'

me: 'sir ouch'

During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...

your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'

by Moss March 8, 2005

Sir Trumpalot

A medieval, orange-hued knight of King Arthur's second string, square table.

Verily, Sir Trumpalot's hands doth be not large.

by Orangebeard June 6, 2019

Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.

I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?

by zoey April 10, 2004

Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

Sir-Jai

A Real Nigga he’s Him...On bro he’s unique just like his name give no fucks just a real gangsta on my momma.

Omg it’s Sir-Jai!

by NotElmosworld November 22, 2021

Sir Roland

Someone who uses lances in Brawlhalla and only uses cigs

#Nigger, #BitchAss, #WishUCancer, #Spammer, #YourMotherIsWIth, #IHopeUWetUrSocks, #UrMomGay

"Fuck you! Sir Roland!"

by BasicPsycho April 3, 2022