Scientism 

A severe disease causing a chronic form of mental autism, mostly given effect to people with the name "Austin". The first ever recording of this disease was on august of 2018, from a boy named Austin Boudi, also known as Bouders914. (please watch out for him)

Hey, look! Austin has Scientism!

Scientism by Mr.HappyTapioca October 18, 2018

scientastic 

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.

"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."

scientastic by Razukin December 2, 2002

scientific gasblower 

One who engages in scientific gasblowing, or offering unscientific opinions based upon poor understanding of the subject material, insufficient data, poor logic or reasoning.

That scientific pundit on the news didn't know what he was talking about when he gave that monologue about super-string theory, he was just reading the teleprompter. He's such a scientific gasblower...

scientific gasblower by Michael Gmirkin June 13, 2008

Scientific Fanaticism

Scientific fanaticism is a term used to refer to a form of fanaticism that takes science (scientism) into zealot levels, seeking to use all possible arguments and tactics to defend scientism and put natural sciences as an absolute truth. Scientific fanaticism is also very common among several scientific dissiminators on Internet and it is considered as an advanced form of scientism.

"Scientific fanaticism is no better than religious fanaticism, take natural sciences as an absolute truth is literally like take a religious belief as an absolute truth. Scientific fanaticism and scientism are bad such as religious fanaticism and atheist fanaticism actually are, even that scientific fanaticism is just scientism being taken to the extreme."

"It's ok to be a fan of science such as be religious, spiritual, deist, agnostic or atheist. But one must avoid becoming fanatical for any of those, there's a big difference between being enlightened and being a fanatical, one can be enlightened for any of those such as one can be fanatical for any of those."

Scientific Fanaticism by Full Monteirism March 16, 2021

Scientific Shit 

When you having trouble trying to say Common sense

dick: dude, how'd you know she'll reject me?

me: Its Scientific Shit bro.

Scientific Shit by BedHeadFred777 October 22, 2011

scientific theory 

something scientists use to figure stuff out. you don't need to bother yourself with it.

einstein used scientific theory to figure out that the world is round

scientific theory by t-dubya April 25, 2006

scientific poundtown

When a female is artificially inseminated.

Guy 1: Heard you guys are trying to have a baby.

Guy 2: Yeah been trying for a while and its not working. The doctors say the only option left is to send my wife off to scientific poundtown.

scientific poundtown by Vigina October 11, 2013